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I only plugged in to save rock and roll

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slugzone:

theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

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lordofthepringles:

If I introduce a movie to you, and we watch it together, I’ll be spending at least 99.9% of the time watching you to make sure you are responding correctly to the film.

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sniffing:

Showers need more specific temperature settings besides hypothermia and third degree burns

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egberts:

"hey you have a zit on your-" YES. THANK YOU. I AM AWARE. I AM FULLY AWARE OF MY ACNE AND WHERE IT IS LOCATED. ALL YOU’VE DONE BY POINTING IT OUT IS HUMILIATE ME. THANKS. THANK YOU. THANKS A LOT.

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accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

accidentalpornblog:

Read this way out of context.

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skdaks2:


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skdaks2:

uMmMmMmMmMm…

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perfectdanielradcliffe:

chickensbuttegg:

Daniel Radcliffe on Regis and Kelly in 2001, 2005 and 2009.

Oh Dan … >.<

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emoij:

When you don’t understand something in class but everyone else does 

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tardiscrash:

crowley-for-king:

to-boldly-go-down-on-me:

The idea that nerds are awkward and don’t ever socialize is the stupidest stereotype ever because like

Have you ever seen two nerds together?

HAVE YOU EVER SEEN A CONVENTION?

Give us a topic of a common interest and we’ll socialize way past what normal people can tolerate.

Just because we don’t want to talk to you doesn’t mean we don’t want to talk.

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ilikepuzzles-kinda:

I honestly laughed really hard at this

ilikepuzzles-kinda:

I honestly laughed really hard at this

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just-for-grins:

If you’re having a bad day here are a few baby animal pictures which surely should cheer you up!  :D

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milokerrigan:

how-do-i-spell-your-url:

ilovecoffeeandcats:

if you think you are unattractive just remember you look like your ancestors and hey all of them got laid

but what if you were adopted

I’m not up on the whole genetics thing

but

if you’re adopted you still have to have biological ancestors right

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deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

deanisanactualprincess:

dameofspace:

fandomsandcountriesinthetardis:

what so funny? over 32,000 notes for a slightly embarrassing dad selling a bracelet?? is this some sort of fandom joke? do y’all just share some sort of inside joke that i’ve been left out of????

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