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burgerkid:

burgerkid:

burgerkid:

Who does a pharaoh talk to when he’s sad?

His mummy.

i lost 10 followers already

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Reblog if you are proud of your URL

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whovian-all-over:

ohyousillypotato:

And here we can see the Blogger in her natural habitat.

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The blogger is a shy, docile creature…

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… that prefers the darkness…

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… and tends to be wary of the outside world.

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The Blogger rarely sleeps, and when it does, it does so in seemingly random places.image

We have attempted to understand the dietary habits of the Blogger…

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… but to no avail.

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I am so glad this is back

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telapathetic:

music is like a hug for ur ears

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talktomatty75:

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©Katie Shelton

talktomatty75:

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©Katie Shelton

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Tags: The 1975
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wentzfam:

hurleyslut:

wentzfam:

hurleyslut:

[strums guitar] this one goes out to those times that andy hurley’s hair isn’t gelled down and its really curly and cute

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my aesthetic tbh

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dont get me started

STOP THIS MAN

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Tags: Fall Out Boy
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politicallyincorrectwalrus:

i love the term “partners”
are we dating?
are we robbing a bank?
do we run a legal firm?
are we the dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies and are members of an elite squad known as the special victims unit?
who knows.

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hotel-mario:

The year is 2540, a student in history class notices something off about his textbook. “How come these textbooks skip the years 1990 through 1999?” The teacher puts his air-marker down on the table, lowers his head, and sighs. “Because…” he lifts his head, a single tear rolls down his cheek, “… only 90’s kids remember the 90’s”

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sketch3ad:

DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH THIS KILLS ME

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jess-stypayhorlikson:

me at home
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poopflow:

maliciousmelons:

imagine if they named a disease after your url

oh god

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kanyewestevil:

schools have stairs so you can throw yourselves down them

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awwww-cute:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

awwww-cute:

what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do what do I do

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annaolphant:

"who’s your favorite character"

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