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commandertabbycat:

Reblog if you would watch a show with an openly aromantic protagonist who stays aromantic and doesn’t eventually meet the ‘one’ and fall in love because fuck that.

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iusedtobeintbs:

modosanai:

‘if the bride and groom would now like to exchange their vows’ the priest says

a, e, i, o, u’ the bride whispers

#with his eyes filling with tears #the groom chokes out a heartfelt ”and sometimes y”

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untexting:

it’s so sad when you crave someone you can’t have

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ghibli22:

loki-s-army-at-221b:

mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA


That moment when you dont know who to ship Tony with so you just ship him with everyone in the movie

This is the third time I’ve reblogged this. NO REGRETS

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gayturians:

lyraffect:

gayturians:

once when i was little, i claimed it was a teacher’s work day so i wouldn’t have to go to school and mom’s not an idiot so of course it didn’t work, but when we got to the school, we found it was a teacher’s work day and that made me think i had super powers so i started trying to kill classmates with my mind to confirm the theory

You thought you had super powers so you immediately attempted to murder everyone

go big or go home

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wildwood26:


218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

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wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

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natsubuta:

callieforniagirls:

callieforniagirls:

my favorite jake headcanon is that everyone assumed that he was all big and masculine because he’s mister action adventure movie but when they all finally meet he’s this five foot munchkin who weighs 100 pounds soaking wet

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HE’S BARELY TALLER THAN JANE

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LOOK HOW WIDE DIRK’S SHOULDERS ARE COMPARED TO JAKE’S

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HE’S SO WIDDLE

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ROXY’S BIGGER THAN HIM JAKE IS A TINY BOY

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ITTY BITTY BABY

Yes I like this.

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deanwearspinksatinpanties:

gaaaaaaaaaambit:

its a knife holder

#everyone’s a knife holder if you try hard enough (x)
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Only 90’s kids remember

kawaii-kekki:

walrus-in-the-tardis:

this

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that

its minty fresh now

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doctopus:

what if you spoke in your icon’s voice for an entire week

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ask-gallows-callibrator:

thestorpidofstupid:

cancerously:

periodictablefromthedepths:

WHY CAN’T I HOLD ALL THIS LAUGHTER

NO ONE ACTUALLY TROLLED THE KIDS EXCEPT FOR TEREZI AND SHE WAS FUCKING GOOD AT IT

TEREZI IS PERFECTION

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voldemo:

voldemo:

My friend really changed once she became a vegetarian 

its like ive never seen herbivore

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amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:


This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. 

i just

amerikoismywaifu:

eternallybliss:

This is so perfect, for the time you look at this image, you don’t know if it’s a boy and girl, a girl and a girl, a boy and a boy, a black man and a white girl, a white man and an asian girl, you know nothing. Just the simplicity of the connection and the beauty of two human beings sharing love and that is all that should ever matter.

Actually, Due to the slight prognathism of the maxilla, the smaller more rounded cranial vault. The sharper and less defined lower mandible, and less protruding supraobital ridges, the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the left is female, and of African American decent. However the individual on the right shows a larger more oblong cranium, heaver more protruding supraobital ridges, a flatter maxilla with less prognathism. Also the lower mandible of this individual is heaver, more defined and square. From the presence of these features the conclusion can be reached that the individual on the right is male of Caucasian decent. Also due to the advanced (but not complete) obliteration of the cranial sutures, and the presence of a third molar in each individuals, it can also be said that both of these individuals are between the ages of 25 and 40. image

i just

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